Lol im still alive guys..... LOL

Man its been 2 weeks since i last update ._. .Hmmm feels so good to type this much again xD yea rite this is a lot. Anyway, i got this email from my friend which is rather amazing... Watch all this

Only In Vietnam

Delivering Hot Food

Dare Devils

Circus Training

Better than walking home

Free ride anyone?

Public transportation

No helmet - no problem. I got what I need.

'Star Wars VII - Master Yoda.'

Public School bus

Off to school.

Ox Ride

Delivering Dogs

Pig's ride

Ride home

Street Vendor on a moped

Honey, what did you call me last night?

Moving Day

Vegetable Ride

Carriage for 2?

Single engine ox

My pimped-out Toyota

Its like so pitiful yet they're still very happy xD.Guess thats everyday life to em. Hmm heres what my cousin/friend (i forgot im too lazeh to see the sender :P) Anyway see this LOL

: Wrong No.

'Hello?'

'Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'
'No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

***Brief Pause***

Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'
'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.'


***Brief Pause.***

'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'

'Okay Daddy, just a minute.'
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

'I did it Daddy'
And what happened honey?'

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'

'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'

'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'


***Long Pause***



***Longer Pause***



***Even Longer Pause***



Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool ?? We dont have a swimming pool !! Ah, is this 486-5731 ??'

No, this is 486-5713.... .

' SORRY WRONG NUMBER !'

ROFL Can you imagine if the dude jumps outta the window and hits something sharp and the cheating wife is in a coma? Anyway thats all i can say bout emails. xD. Now bout earth hour did ya do it? Well i didtn? :P If you did what a good dude if you didtn welcome to my group ^_~. Anyway as i was saying (i think) just coz of one tiny tiny area Sydney, Australia. We humans actually have a chance for surviving lol i said a chance ok? i didtn say that it'll work 100% i just said we humans might just have a chance. LOL. Anyway global warming aint our only problem now. We dont know maybe theres a mega volcano waitin to be erupted or maybe theres a meteor just waiting to fall down. We all dont know. Only God knows it. Man cant believe Najib is now our Pm and and Muhyiddin is our DPM :P . Ugh feel so damn tired. It'll stop now xD. Cya

(If theres any typo (typing error) just find for the word suitable im too lazy to re-read the entire thing again.)

Oh my gosh...

I HAVE THE BITCHIEST TEACHER IN THE SCHOOL YALL D: Ok lar but seriously la shes very noisy and annoying .... i feel like slapping her yall.But... shes a freaking teacher not a freaking friend D: so cant do that lar... Anyway take that person outta my head :D look at the positive side shes better than last time she was bitchier last year... So yea thats all the story for her... And now ... for my school update (not really that exciting :P) well hmmmm...... Ya know its like wanna get thru this year and yet i dont wanna... b'coz i got lots of friends here ): but if i leave i dont need to listen to that teacher again :) so its like my face will be like :| No emotions.A mixture of sadness of happiness LOL.Anyway.... i cant freaking open my mail :\ i cant read my mail yo thats so annoying .__________________________. gotta go dawgs bye

Lol

Umm this is mainly for Joel(My brother).Lol i changed my template again >.<.The last one was too annoying :P.So umm thx for wasting your time helping me messing with that template lol.Anyway like the new template guys?